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Computer Voices

3.2 MB, 13 years ago, submitted by Vangaboo

Microsoft Sam/Mary/Tom Voices.
Includes:

Mary_Battery.wav
Mary_Error.wav
Mary_Ipconfig.wav
Mary_Processing.wav
Sam_Battery.wav
Sam_Error.wav
Sam_Ipconfig.
Sam_Processing.wav
Tom_Battery.wav
Tom_Error.wav
Tom_Ipconfig.wav
Tom_Processing.wav

What fun!

v4: Fixed small errors in the sounds.

Comments

Vangaboo
This was really easy to make.
Enjoy!
Ruiner369
I shall. But first....

*Suggests computer voices from Portal, HL, and HL2*
thecableguy

Sam: Hello again.
Me: Uhhhhh
Me: Who the fuck are you?
Sam: I am your onscreen narrator.
Sam: Tooltip. Press button.
Link: Huh?
Me: Wut.
Sam: Backspace.
Sam: Backspace.
Sam: Error: click this link to solve computer issues.


Sam: You are stupid.
Sam: Ha. Ha.



Phew.
That guy was getting annoying :P

10/10.
Great job.
SplatMaster
Wow! 5/5
Warthog
Wow I didnt know I would be a athor still a good sound 5/5 downloading :3
zqnpiz
WOW! 10/10
Vangaboo
Warthog, you are an author because you inspired me to do what must do and to what comes and what may be, freely.
K1lla4l1f

Mary: Welcome. Click the link to find out how to use advanced computer stuffz.
Me: Uhh, k... ... What is this I dont even.. WHERE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GO?!?!
Mary: Stand by. Temporarily locking computer controls.
Me: Your not really gonna... ..... WHAT THE FUCK I'M STUCK?!

Sam: You overriding BASTARD!
Me: OOOOOH JUST SIT DOWN, JUST SIT...

Me: ... Damnit.

5/5
robot1
k1lla4l1f i like your comments! :D
MaxBunch1
Me : I think ill play Blockland!!!

Sam : Hello again.
Me : WTF!!!
Me : Who goes there
Sam : (_: (I) Homer Simpson
Me : gtfo >.>
Sam : You gtfo >.>

Me : -.-
Talent74
Looks real great. (not a troll) Downloading.
pokeman90000
me:i think i will play blockland

sam:hi
me:OMG I KNOW THAT VOICE
me:do the rofl copter!
sam:my rofl copter soi soi soi soisoisoi
me:XD
BI0Hazzard
Sam: You have selected Microsoft Sam as the computer's default voice.
Mike: You have selected Microsoft Mike as the computer's default voice.
Mary: You have selected Microsoft Mary as the computer's default voice.
Bjorn
Sam: Dun Dun dun dun!
Me: Is that Windows XP startup?
Sam: Yes, it is
Mike: No it's Millenimum.
Sam: Shut up Mike.
king224
see if you can add a GLaDOS voice from portal
sheldonwolf
yes please GLaDOS
Icanbreathfire
No pix no clix.
Just kidng :P
MegaCrazyDerp
This comment is about: SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMMING & MORE ABOUT SPAM SPAM SPAMSPAMSPASAPOKAODJA_PUDHAAAAAMSPAMSPAMSPAMMING-4-LIFE WITH SPAM LOTS OF SPAM SPAMMING. From Delta Bot
CrazyMan501
Lolz I GIVE YOU A 10000000000000000/5 STARS!!!!!
ultragamer
finally something for my computer
KKDD
Me:hello
Sam:hello fuckbot
Me: AHH ITS MS SAM
Left-4-Dead Noob
Needs more commands. 2/5
batman
my roflcopter goes soisoisoisoisoisoisoi