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Ellis Stories

2.29 MB, 13 years ago, submitted by Keonesan

"Do you know what suck a head means?"

*Sounds Belong To Their Respective Owners: Valve - Left 4 Dead 2*

Warning: Side effects may include thoughts of suicide after too much exposure to Ellis' annoying stories.

Xleft of duty 4X
haha nice addon i love l4d2....... 6/5
"one time my buddy keith was camping and the army was testing bombs, but these were nerve gas bombs and he cried for a week"
KEITH KEITH KEITH!!!
The Titanium
Its suck THE heads.
Its when you suck the insides out of a shrimp through its head.
cj915
Nick : Hey look Ellis its kidie land!
Ellis : Do i look like some kind of a Queer to you?
Nick : *Tinks* : Hey why not i kill ihm now wiht out one more Story of his!
Ha ha i love L4d2 You DL is on me lol 10/5
jacob c 15444
lol
DareDevele16207
Ellis: HOLY SHIT GUYS ITS KIDDIE LAND , I WANNA RIDE ONE JUST ONE! MAN WHEN ARE WE EVER GONNA BE HERE AGAIN! ! ! ! ! !
Blocko
I was like "I don't get it?" when I looked at this, then I noticed it was a sound_.Zip lol
i dont like it
Kqgqn
meh
Keonesan
Oh wow this finally was released. I only had to wait like a week. I thought they e-mail you when they publish your add-ons.
K1lla4l1f
@ Ares

Thats mah favourite one right there.
5/5

Off topic - Ellis is fuckin' hilarious at times (Especially when he runs into Rochelle's line of fire when his health is 2 HP and gets downed! =D ).
Durdur
Haha, Ellis is awesome! 5/5

Now we need coach singing in the mic in the dark carnival finale'.
Audioworm
"I ever tell you 'bout the time me 'n Keith filled up water balloons with our own-"
"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! *Shoots*
"Okay, but there was a goat."
Karrot
ONCE MY BUDDY KEITH GOT BOMBER BY THE US AMRY :3
Spencer541
But I love Ellis stories D=
Johnebenevides
Why would it make you want to commit Sucicide
Blocklandfan
Suicide? U GOTTA BE KIDING ME!!!! i keep saying some of his storys at school on the bus but im on spring break! :D
Nicksword
How Do You Get It To Play?
I Downloaded It, It's Enabled, But It Isnt Able To Be Scelected For The Music Brick. Halp?
ned100
@Nicksworld It is a sound, not music, you will find it in events... For example on activate self play sound Then select a sound
Aronan
My favorite sound is when ellis tells everyone about how him and keith made Bumper Cars out of Lawnmowers
Avik building artist
I couldn't agree more Aronan.

5/5 on the stories, and I actually like hearing them :p
Teh Epic James Bond
What DOES suck a head mean? lol
Offtopic: I looked at the top of the page and I saw:Mod Manager-Logged in a Gary (of course, i read it fast) Ontopic: LOVE IT! Ellis is my favorite character and I love his sayings.
Alxetora
Ellis isn't funny.
Alxetora
also i'm pretty sure suck a head means suck a dick
austincain1006
one time the ARMY bombed my buddy keith but he survived so he lived in a graveyard nothin serious he just had it house blown up but then a GHOST stabbed him from behide so he tried to make fireworks 3rd degreee burns on 95% of his body thats right 3rd degree burns on 95% of his body but its more of a ha-ha storyr than it is a make ya think story an
nick:ellis is now a good time?
Aronan
@Alxe,
Ellis said in the end of the story that it wasn't anything bad, it was about eating. I'm thinking he's talking about Shrimp, because one way to eat it is to suck on the shrimp's head until it gets loose from it's shell, carapace, whatever the hell you call it.
dawid20031
side effect is funny